New Knitty, lots of grouching

Emma's Unmentionables: Eh.  I'm not a huge fan of bloomers for little girls over a year old or so.

Charm Shrug: Again, eh.  I have a body type on which shrugs are insanely unflattering, so I'm pretty over shrugs in general.

Juju: I do not understand knitted pants, even for babies.

Jaden: Too fussy, and I also don't care for sweaters that are partially lace.  Either commit or don't.

Nob Hill: Looks great on the super skinny model.  Would look terrible on me.

Marjorie: Love, love, love.  This is just gorgeous.

Talia: You know how I don't like shrugs?  I don't like vests either.

Yosemite: Nice enough, but would look terrible on me.  I also don't like cap sleeves.

Honeycomb: It's a vest, enough said.

Lace ribbon: Pretty, but IMO too much effort for a scarf.  I think it'll be the next Clapotis.

Laminaria: Also pretty, and something I would definitely consider making.  I have a ball of Jaggerspun Zephyr lying around; I wonder if one ball would be enough...

Mosey: I also don't like legwarmers.

Paw cozy: I have a colleague who has dogs and I'm tempted to make her two.  What an ingenious idea.

Salto: Pretty, and unique-looking.  I would definitely consider making them, though I think I'd need to go yarn shopping as most if not all of my sock yarns are variegated and I think the awesome cables in this would get lost in a variegated yarn.

Posey: I love the effect of the mitered squares, but suspect they may be more work than socks are worth.

American in China: I know a lot of people find these unattractive, but I think they are wonderful.  I'm tempted to make all of Mr. G's socks with this pattern in the future since he tends to wear holes in his handknit socks and I'm no good at darning.  I'm all for making functional things sturdy!

Brighton: I wanted to like this, but honestly, eh. 

Spirogyra: These are very Pomatomus, I think.  I'm not the worlds biggest fan of fingerless mitts, either.